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[[Hanna and Eve are in a restaurant, Hanna is disgusted by a soggy croissant]]
Hanna: "This is <b>soaked</b> in grease. They have no idea what they're doing."
Eve: "Just eat the fucking croissant."
[[Next to the table where Marek, Hanna and Eve are sitting at, stands a "CupCare" segway]]
Marek: "Want to try my bagel, Hanna?"
Hanna: "I want to eat an actual pastry."
Eve: "Then you find us a place we can park that thing."
[[Hanna mopes]]
Hanna: "Oh God. It's all because I'm a cripple! Doomed to society's mediocre scraps and reassuring back pats!"
[[Eve puts a reassuring hand on Hana's shoulder]]
Eve: "It's not so bad. At least people don't <b>expect</b> things from you."
[[Hanna gets up to leave, giving Eve the evil eye]]
Hanna: "Easy for you to say, ice queen."
[[Eve and Marek stare at Hanna, dragging her sad segway into the street]]
[[Marek eats his bagel, Eve frowns]]
Marek: "The doctors say it's post-coccyx stress."
Eve: "She doesn't need to <b>be</b> a coccyx."
6 thoughts on “#98 – ice queen”
AdMan
HA HA! Wordplay
walnut49
hooray for shameless punning!
JayZeroSnake
Awesome!
Martini
Is that an 'au bon pain'?
LaraCorp
haha it is an au bon pain lol i used to work there 😀
richard schumacher
Nice segue