He's not humping your leg, Hanna, m'dear, so that leaves food, walkies, or fun'ngames – go find him a stick or a ball to fetch. Dogs are easy – MEN are hard!
If Snowy is bothering her, he must need to eat, poop or play. If he needed to sleep, then he'd just do it. But dogs have only 4 real needs and taking him for a walk can satisfy 2 at once. Boo-yah! Give the dog to me, I know all!
Haahahahaha Snowy's face when Hanna shoves hers into his is exactly like my boyfriend's dog looks all the time. "omg-people-hey-I'm-so-happy-to-see-you-I'm-going-to-sit-on-your-foot…"
I wish my dog were that simple – food, play, open that door for me, I can't reach that and I want it, I am overexcited about a car ride…guhh, my Border Collie can bark and whine about anything.
42 thoughts on “#306 – what do you want”
Krae
I don't like what Donovan is implying there.
whatwith
Please don't make bad things happen to Snowy. It will crush me.
Tekkactus
As a dog owner, Snowy is infinitely hilarious. If I had a nickle every time I've seen that face…
gormster
He wants food, you silly woman. A dog's needs are simple and obvious. You've got food on the bench. He wants it.
Ben Rankel
Dogs are easy to handle – cats are trouble!
ADHadh
Yup, half the time you don't know what is it meowing about.
Sanja
Man that jerk in the third panel is a real jerk. God, what a jerk.
Krimson
Donovan is like the biggest jerkass ever. He does not deserve to be wearing a Dirty Projectors t-shirt.
Dell
Hahahaha I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing! I'm glad I read yours and didn't DP that.
blueberryboat
douche or not, at least he has good taste..
David Waltergart
ARF! ARF, ARF! ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF!
Cornelius
Who dares speak ill of Donavon, the greatest character in the history of Octopus Pie?
Clueless
this looks so much like a looney tunes(toons?) cartoon
love it!
Mr Possum
I was thinking the same about panel six 😛
D
That dog wants more CAT POOP.
You know this is true.
Quick, get the cat!
Colleen Sheehy
He's not humping your leg, Hanna, m'dear, so that leaves food, walkies, or fun'ngames – go find him a stick or a ball to fetch. Dogs are easy – MEN are hard!
Lily
Well.. if stereotypes ring true, just change 'walkies' to sporting events and it's the same principle
MerchManDan
Truth. Men are not difficult at all; WOMEN are difficult. 😉
Mike Leung
Is Marek writing a book? 8,500 words is a big chapter. And he sounds like he's speaking from a good zone.
ladymercury
Really… what is Marek writing? Could he be giving in to his secret nerd and blogging about metaphysics?
truffle
heck no, he's writing a paper, on, uh, the american revolution
Danyell
If Snowy is bothering her, he must need to eat, poop or play. If he needed to sleep, then he'd just do it. But dogs have only 4 real needs and taking him for a walk can satisfy 2 at once. Boo-yah! Give the dog to me, I know all!
Wykstrad
Awww, the dog's so happy that Hannah's giving it attention.
emlove
She's so cute when her face is all mashed up on the doggie. 🙂 this made my day…
Scott Bieser
Hannah seems to be turning into Eve.
Jordanne
Haahahahaha Snowy's face when Hanna shoves hers into his is exactly like my boyfriend's dog looks all the time. "omg-people-hey-I'm-so-happy-to-see-you-I'm-going-to-sit-on-your-foot…"
AmandaRenee
I think there is something wrong with me. This comic makes me WANT a dog. Its big stupid face is just so happy!
dartigen
I wish my dog were that simple – food, play, open that door for me, I can't reach that and I want it, I am overexcited about a car ride…guhh, my Border Collie can bark and whine about anything.
John K
isnt that all dog's mission statement?
Almost Literally
Snowy is SO cute, and looks younger here. Or maybe just happier. Also, I agree with the Donovan thing.
Simonbagel
Every time I read the last four panels, I chuckle out loud to myself. I've probably read it six or seven times now, and it still makes me laugh.
Mer
This is me and my cat, like every day. "WHAT. WHAT IS IT." "Meooooooooooow."
Brookums
I love the background of panel 4. That's what my apartment looks like everytime I leave my dog unattended in the living room.
lizziebear
Snowy's face in panel five makes me laugh every time.
He looks an Hannah as if to say, "Hello, I love you, yes I do."
Avenue Hebrew
I like the dog more than I like Hanna.
There, I said it.
dodoman1
This comic features some of the greatest facial expressions of all time. Panel 5 makes me laugh every time I see it.
Josh Kaplan
I really love the way Snowy is drawn in this.
Jesse
Dirty Projectors fits that guy so well
justme
panel 7 is pretty much the greatest thing ever IMO
Dan
Bitte Fucking Orca. I love this comic sooo much.
@tehjennycreed
Daang, I've been writing nonstop all month and I've only made 2000 words. Maybe I should stop reading comics while I write.
KitKats
Does a hand chop between the eyes work with humans? Because I'd like to try it on Donovan…